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doing or saying something horrible to another thing or person that makes it seem as if the devil is doing it.
“Hey did you hear about Kylie cheating on Chris?”
“Yeah…truly the devil’s work”
“Why did you push your friend into the pool?”
He snickered before responding, “it was the devil’s work”
When a man has just pulled up to a urinal in a public restroom and has a gas bubble drop to the back gate at the same time as the flow is about to start. At this moment, a friend walks in and calls you out by name. Now your identity is revealed to others that are in the stalls. With this happening, you can no longer let the brown cloud come flapping out. The only thing you can do is limit the flow with enough squeeze on the urethra that didn’ doesn’t compromise the rectum seal.
Fuck man, my boss walked in to bathroom right when I pulled up to the urinal. A gas bubble dropped and I was working the valves to save myself from an embarrassing fart.
When you bust a massive load on your wife's mouth in the shower when she swallows she said "whoooo"
She worked the owl and I gave her the whoooos. She was "working owl"
To work as a prostitute/hooker, since most prostitutes usually can be found standing on a curb waiting to be picked up.
Person 1:It's only 8:00pm why are you leaving?
Person 2:I work the curb now, and I'm supposed to be meeting with a few other curb workers to chat.
To lift consistently and work as hard as if you were an oil rig employee.
I saw Derek in the gym today putting in that rig work.
Damn, Carter has become jacked! He must have been putting in some serious Rig Work!
When you receive more work or responsibilities for the same pay...without a raise insight
"Hey man, you coming out tonight?"
"Nah man, can't. Got work inflation going on. Won't be coming out for a while"
When for any reason, you feel inclined to jack off at work, be it out of boredom, for pleasure, to provide a sperm sample for reproductive purposes or for sperm donation for profit, you are performing what shall hence forth be know as the "work-jerk".
When I have a half hour between clients, I do a quick work-jerk to relieve tension