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Face A Blunt

When someone enjoys a full blunt all to themselves. Specifically when they are smoking in a group of people but choose not to pass it. A reference to all the smoke going into their face from the entire blunt.

Wake up in the morning and face a blunt, thats all I know is to smoke out.

by Mike Jackingson September 26, 2023


gandhi blunt

two or more blunts rolled together with a lot of ganja to make a much longer nicer blunt. the blunt like the well known gandhi is brown and looks very skinny because it is so long.

i rolled a triple gandhi blunt last night, that thing lasted over an hour

by 1211NRB October 29, 2011


Blunt Fare

The money used to buy, and or acquire blunts. Often use by potheads to receive said money.

Xaiver: *from across the room* NIKKI!! Do you have Blunt Money?

Nikki: Nah man, I don't even have bus fare, let alone blunt fare!

by DeezNutz64 June 4, 2013


garage blunt

a blunt of marijuana made of roaches/ left over weed.

Save that roach so we can make a garage blunt later.

by Xam629 February 21, 2009


Love Blunt

(verb)
To make an otherwise passionate, exciting, relationship dull and boring.

or (noun) The boring anti-climax of a previously exciting relationship.

The secret hookups of Barbie and Ken came to an abrupt love blunt when Ken introduced her to his ugly, boring friends.

"I love blunted that bitch all night."

by Ifuckedurmom August 31, 2008


Elder Blunt

A joint as old as the Elder Wand.
It's Loud AF, sometimes it can quell the nerves.

Severus Snape: Albus, I caught Potter and his friends with some midass herb, most likely given to them by Sirius Pack. How do we proceed?
Albus Dumbledore: Alright, first of all nigga, you don't go runnin' up on a real nigga like that. This ain't the opp block nigga calm down. And since Harry was able to sip pure wock without buggin, he is ready to face the Opp-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named. He is ready for the Elder Blunt.
Severus Snape: Albus, you cannot be serious. He is only a boy. The Elder Blunt is the loudest shit ever rolled.
Albus Dumbledore: Indeed, it is the same gas we used on Tom Riddle all those years ago, therefore it only it that can stop the Dark Loud. By the way you tryin to hit this shit bruh, It'll quell your nervousness for Potter.
Severus Snape: I... Suppose...
*Takes a hit*
Severus Snape: Damn that shit Loud as fuck!
Albus Dumbledore: Severus! Stay with me! I need you to give me a ride to 7 Eleven, I got hella munchies bruh.

by Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik September 22, 2024


Phantom Blunt Syndrome

Waking up still feeling high and mouth is dry from the blunt smoked in a dream.

Phantom blunt syndrome

by SyntheticDreams September 12, 2022