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And what if I don't like nuts Jeremy? You made a candy bar out of spite that forces people who don't like nuts to eat candy that doesn't coincide with their gender you idiot.
Hym "The candy I have to eat doesn't coincide with my biological gender Jeremy. I don't control how I feel inside about nuts. I can't change my food palete. What am I supposed to do Jeremy? If I let your kids see me eating the wrong candy bar are you going to throw me in prison? Do I get a choice as to which candy I buy or do I just tell you my biological gender? I guess I'm trans candy now huh?
Rock that entertains goth girls.
“Do you listen to Andy black?”
“No, it’s candy rock fuck that.”
when you have had anal so many times that your ass hole actually looks like a starburst ,or soft candy, has been molded into a flower shape and put on your ass.
dude! she has such a candy colon! we are so NOT doing anal ever again.
do you think her candy colon is like a light pink or a dark red?
A condom conveniently carried inside a man's wallet
Bro! Do you have any wallet candy?! My girl and I are hanging out tonight!
Eye candy but specifically on your social feed; A picture so sweet, those who follow your feed will be delighted.
This sunset picture... feed candy.
Photos of my niece are the most liked on my Instagram, she’s feed candy.
When somebody does not wipe there arse sufficiently, and leaves a brown stain in there underpants.
Who do these shitty undies belong to? Some dirty bastard has left a candy stamp
The military term for 600mg Ibuprofen. Medics prescribe 600mg Ibuprofen very often to treat a Soldier's aches and pains, hence "candy".
Medic: "Well it looks like your knee is completely fucked up. So I am going to give you a shitload of soldier candy until we can X-Ray that bitch and see what's busted."
Soldier: "Holy shit! I fucking love soldier candy!"