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A person of exacting quality who inconsiderately fingers the entire candy dish only to pick out all of the obvious best candies.
Dude, why is there only fucking lemon left? Why do you have to be a candy miner?
“Candy love” means the love is sweet but hard
I wish I had myron’s and mia’s candy love
A Candy Dealer is a horny guy that does anything for candy but mostly blowjobs and stuff like that.
Guy: I am gay and need a blowjob but got no money only candy
Guy's friend: I know a candy dealer
Eye candy but specifically on your social feed; A picture so sweet, those who follow your feed will be delighted.
This sunset picture... feed candy.
Photos of my niece are the most liked on my Instagram, she’s feed candy.
When somebody does not wipe there arse sufficiently, and leaves a brown stain in there underpants.
Who do these shitty undies belong to? Some dirty bastard has left a candy stamp
The military term for 600mg Ibuprofen. Medics prescribe 600mg Ibuprofen very often to treat a Soldier's aches and pains, hence "candy".
Medic: "Well it looks like your knee is completely fucked up. So I am going to give you a shitload of soldier candy until we can X-Ray that bitch and see what's busted."
Soldier: "Holy shit! I fucking love soldier candy!"