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A social interaction game where some one shouts steven and listen for some one to reply i am coming.
person1: steven!!
person2: i am coming
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the thiccest lad known to mankind
Friend A: "The big chungus is one of the thiccest beings in the universe."
Friend B: "No. My cat is the thiccest being."
*cat walks in*
Friend A: "oh lawd he coming"
Dr Eggman makes an annoucement
"I've come to make an annoucement, Shadow The Hedgehog is a-"
; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
Person one:Ive Come to make an announcement ;
Person two:oh god not again
Dua for husband come back should be performed in this way-
First of all make fresh wuzu.
Perform this wazifa after the namaz of fazir.
Wear clean clothes.
Read Durood Shareef for 9 times.
Then read Surah Fateha for 5 times.
Then read this dua for husband and wife in Islam- Aallaaaahummaa Saalli aa Laaaa Muhaammaadin Waa aaaali Muhaammaad”.
After that again read Durood Shareef for nine times.
Then blow your breath on a glass of water.
Then give that glass of water to your husband for drinking.
After that make a dua to Allah SWT.
Insha Allah your husband come back and become much better.
Do this dua for 15 days.
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Dua for husband come back
Dua for husband come back
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This expression is similar to "what goes around, comes around" and basically means that the consequences of one's evil actions catch up in a negative way. The idea that a wrongful curse comes back to the one who curses as a "bird returns to its nest" dates back to the days of antiquity. However, it wasn't until the 19th Century that Robert Southey wrote that "curses are like a young chicken: they always come home to roost." Since then, the idea of evil men creating returns to their own door has been encapsulated in this expression.
Dude, you keep dealing drugs and you're going to get caught. When the chickens come home to roost, they will take your car, your house, and all your money!
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