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A rubber latex thing you wear during sex so you don't get pregnant.
Son: Dad, I got my gf pregnant, what do I do, she wants to keep it.
Dad: SOn, it's time I had a talk about the value of condoms, though your face should have been one to begin with.
Son: Uh, nevermind.
Condoms are the best way to protect yourself against sexually transmitted infections (STIs) and unwanted pregnancy. Condoms are a barrier contraceptive made from latex rubber, a synthetic rubber called polyisoprene, or a very thin plastic called polyurethane.
what your parents,obviously,did not use
-How did this shit came out
-Fuck you bitch, dat ain't mine.I used a CONDOM slut
Something that makes sucking hard.
The thing men use if the woman doesn't want his firehose up her pussy.
The thing men use if the woman doesn't want fussing children.
Woman: Did you bring the condom?
Man: Ohhhh i forgot it....
Woman: Well im not letting your ding dong up my pussy then...
Man: Fine.... I'll go run to the store.
Woman: While you're there, bye 20... Ive already put sex in my calendar for the rest of the month.
Man: got it!
A type of ballon. But remember sometimes balloons break and mistakes happen.
uh babe... my condom just broke and i came in ur pussy.
What every parent who has a kid named David Zachary shoulve worn to prevent the mistake they made.
Who in the Hell names their kid David Zachary. Shouldve just used a condom if they wanted to name their kid that.
something that stops babies from being made
i didnt use a condom when i was fucking her
A kidnapping device used on very young children. Can be considered also as murder.
Come in a variety of best suited to the *murderer* sorry, user.
Not very fool-proof and if in the wrong hands can lead to 18 years of regret and money-loss.
"Damn that condom"