Girl meets guys on ecstasy halfway in the hallway and says- Are you on drugs?
Guys- No.
Girl- It looks like you're on drugs, your pupils are the size of saucers, so I'mma tell mama!
I was so high on those drugs last night I forgot about my life problems.
Guy 1: you got any drugs like weed
Guy 2:yea
Guy 1: let’s get fucked
you're only in trouble if you get caught or if someone snitches.
winners don't get caught doing drugs
Good stuff ;)
Drugs dealer:hey wanna buy some dru-
Random person:YeS
A bad thing that makes whales appear in you kitchen
Person 1: "yo dude im so high rn"
Person 2: "me too dude,what drugs you using?
Person 1: "all of them"
Person 2: "yo ttyl gonna fuck this whale"