Narcissist assholes who think no one knows what bull shit they’re pulling or one who stalks to talk to you or drain you by their presence. “ enough about me let’s talk about me” . You exist so you can make them feel better about themselves when no one is honest with them & tells them to fuck of because of their narcissism, they either don’t care or are oblivious.
That human mosquito Larry always comes outside when I’m out there just so we can talk about him while pretending he’s not stalking me.
When 3* guys have sex with each other at the same time (3 or more)
Human Centipede but with dicks
This is the Human Penispede
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A play on the actual term “dog whistle”. Messages only people in a certain group will understand. Usually racists/nazis.
“This video is a human whistle”
“Human whistle, but I agree”
A play on the actual term “dog whistle”. Messages only people in a certain group will understand. Usually racists/naz*s.
“This video is a human whistle”
“Human whistle, but I agree”
the ultimate human is a sex move, whereas an individual has his hands, feet, and head, inside of 5 other individual's anuses. The individual who is preforming the ultimate human must be named Timothy Jordan
John: Hey buddy how was your night?
Tim: Yeah i pulled a wicked casual ultimate human on my son and his friends
The act of simultaneously eating and defecating.
Andrew's roommates were appalled when he exited the bathroom with both empty bowels and an empty dinner plate. They would soon come around to the time-saving strategy that is the Human Landslide.