When in emotional pain you dont show any emotion until you are over the situation,
John: She just broke up with me dude...
Mike: Dude that sucks, I'm sorry.
John: Yeah, I'm going into Tank Mode
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The process of putting all the windscreen wipers up right on a car.
Done, generally, to someone in your social group over and over again until they find out it's you.
You stop when they start to get annoyed and then do it once a month or so, so the joke does not die.
Person 1: Oh, look its XXX's car
Person 2: We'll have to put it in Battle Mode
*Person 1 and 2 put XXXs car's windscreen wipers up*
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The moment late into a night of partying when all of the drugs and alcohol you've consumed cancel each other out and you're walking around 15 beers deep cold sober.
Meagan - Oh my god, did Squidface just give life saving CPR to the guy he just saved from drowning in that massive whirlpool? I just saw him do, like, a 20 minute keg stand. He's incredible!
Stacy - I always feel safe when he and Du-Z come to the party. They're always the first to go all Sage Mode when shit gets out of hand.
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The mode in which a man, such as Riff, tries to be a James Bond/Brad Pitt kind of guy, and tries his hardest to please a 'female' target. Often times, Riff Mode results in failure, and Riff goes into depression and uses the term "Bad Times" way too often.
Riff-James of xat.com (Riff Mode)
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A state of mind entered, where a person reacts with a seething rage to all external stimuli, brought on by ill fortune or most often by an argument the person is losing. Symptoms include eyes closing over, reddening of the face, loss of rational thought and the increase in vocal volume coupled with an inability to speak coherently. Alcohol is often, but not always, a contributing factor to seethe mode.
David: see Scott over there, waving his arms about arguing with Mark?
Julian: yeah, he's definitely entered seethe mode
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a. To be so blacked out drunk one evening and not be able to distinguish dreaming and drunken reality on the subsequent morning.
Vaughn: "Dude, Tyler What did you do last night?"
Tyler: "I got fucked up last night but I don't remember the second half of the night."
Vaughn: "Yeah you're definitely in inception mode today man."
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When someone gets extremely mad, and they take it to another level, like when Hulk Hogan would hulk up in a wreslting match. In this mode, the person is likely to throw things, yell, and do other things that normal rational people would not.
Jared went into clemens-mode on that kid who didn't bring him food after he told him he wanted some, yelling at him and looking like he was going to kill him.
Edgar went into clemens-mode after that man ran over his foot with his car.
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