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When a man has just pulled up to a urinal in a public restroom and has a gas bubble drop to the back gate at the same time as the flow is about to start. At this moment, a friend walks in and calls you out by name. Now your identity is revealed to others that are in the stalls. With this happening, you can no longer let the brown cloud come flapping out. The only thing you can do is limit the flow with enough squeeze on the urethra that didn’ doesn’t compromise the rectum seal.
Fuck man, my boss walked in to bathroom right when I pulled up to the urinal. A gas bubble dropped and I was working the valves to save myself from an embarrassing fart.
When you bust a massive load on your wife's mouth in the shower when she swallows she said "whoooo"
She worked the owl and I gave her the whoooos. She was "working owl"
Unnecessary busy work imposed by employers to make sure they get their money’s worth out of employees or unnecessary working conditions imposed to micromanage employees.
I can perform my job better from (insert any location that makes sense), but am being told to go do it (insert other location that does not make sense) to keep tabs on me. This is some serious spite work.
You perform all of your duties, but are being asked to do some extra spite work that makes no sense and is usually mandated by someone else who is not an expert in your field.
Bad professional development/meetings that could have been emails just for the sake of having professional development/meetings are spite work.
When you are done with your work and more spite work is piled on because it would be a shame if you had nothing to do and were still being paid
It's when you have some work to do so you get your friend to help you so you say you need to get something inside and instead of getting what you "needed" you watch TV or something you would rather be doing. So you don't come back until the work is done or almost done.
Person 1: Awww!!!! I have so much work to do out here! Oh I know, I'll call a friend! (Calling his friend...)
Person 2: Hello?
Person 1: Hey can you come over to my place and help me get some work done faster? There's alot to do by myself.
Person 2: Yeah sure! I'll be right over!
Meanwhile....
Person 2: Whoa there is alot here let's get it done fast!
Person 1: Ok! Hey actually I need to get something inside, I'll be right back.
Person 2: Ok.
Meanwhile
Person 1: Ok I'm back!
Person 2: Where were you? I got the job nearly done already!
Person 1: Yeah... About that there was a awesome movie on and I wanted to see it.
Person 2: You were Working Lazy and made me do everything!
Person 1: I didn't make you work you did it yourself!
Person 2: Whatever... This friendship is over!
Person 1: (As long I don't have to work my life is good!)
A guy who mows the lawn, works for really long shifts, drives kids to McDonald’s, and is good at repairing things
Son: hey my car broke cuz I’m fat as fuck can you fix my car?
Father: looks like I’m gonna have to do all the daddy work again
Everyone's watching, to see what you will do
Everyone's looking at you, oh
Everyone's wondering, will you come out tonight
Everyone's trying to get it right, get it right
Everybody's working for the weekend
Everybody wants a new romance
Everybody's goin' off the deep end
Everybody needs a second chance, oh
You want a piece of my heart
You better start from the start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby let's go
Everyone's looking to see if it was you
Everyone wants you to come through
Everyone's hoping it'll all work out
Everyone's waiting they're holding out
Everybody's working for the weekend
Everybody wants a new romance
Hey, hey
Everybody's goin' off the deep end
Everybody needs a second chance, oh
You want a piece of my heart
You better start from the start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby let's go
Hey
You want a piece of my heart
You better start from the start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby let's go
You want a piece of my heart
You better start from the start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby let's go
Working for the Weekend
Used to tell someone they are doing a great job or they are popular in doing an activity.
Girl you must work for the president after dealing with that problem.