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The belief that when someone is jerking off they could be killing off thousands of the future's brightest minds or thousands of the future's worst nightmares.
Little Jimmy, after having rubbed off a big, steamy, globby load onto his computer, keyboard, and desk, began having episodes of guilt as the thought of Schroedinger's Jizz splattered in his mind.
Schroedinger's Cat Male Abortion Wet Hot Sticky Genocide
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A male porn star/ prostitute.
Karen has contracted herpes, I think she got it from a Jizz Wizard.
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When you nut and jizz flies everywhere, gives yo bitch some quality entertainment.
"Yo I heard Gabriel gave his bitch some flying jizz yesterday!"
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A Term most commonly used to describe an ass full of semen
2. A Womens mouth full of semen
Yo that ho michlle is a serious jizz basket man pha sho
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1. A contemptible individual, an assclown.
2. When semen is expelled so rapidly it becomes aerated.
1. My boss is a real jizz bubble. He criticizes me in front of other people every goddamned day.
2. Holy Shit!! I banged my girl so hard I got a jizz bubble!!
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v. to ejaculate on your hand and then smear your jizz all over your face like war paint.
morgan flicked her bean and camo jizzed her self.
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