I don't need a present

Something your friend tells you when they don't want a present but, you are gonna get them one anyway.

John: What do you want for Christmas
Tiffany: I don't need a present
John: ok I will get you one anyway.

a friend in need is a friend indeed

A person is genuinely dependable if they provide assistance during a trying time.

A truly dependable person proves themself to be a friend in need is a friend indeed, by always offering help during difficult times

Angel needs a stoopysticker

SHe keeps begging for stoopy stickers give her the fricking sticker

MORGAN WHERE IS MY STOOPY STICKERS? Angel needs a stoopysticker..

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Yall need to learn to sit

When a group of people think they are good at something but then they are shown by the speaker that they actually are bad at such thing by him/her doing it better

Man yall ain't good yall need to learn to sit u trash

wat is the need

an expression of extreme distress - can be varied according to the situation, ie, 'the need pls?'

'that fit bloke is married'
'wat is the neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed'

'your mom is battered'
'wat is the need for such abuse?'

' my train was late, a dog urinated on my shoes and my bag was nicked - there really is no need.' (an example of a slight variation - for use only once the original expression has been mastered.)

hy we don’t need school

Spanish: Dora
English: We speak it
Math: Calculator

Science: We have NASA
Music: Spotify

Drama: TikTok

PE: Walking back and forth to the kitchen

Writing: Just text
Reading: If you are reading this now you obviously know how to read

And this is why we don’t need school

i need to touch grass

when someone is thinking a bit too much about someone/things they want to do with someone so they need to take a breather

steve: are you ok?
charlie: yeah i need to touch grass