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A premise or hypothesis that nobody understands, yet it is complex or ridiculous enough that nobody is willing to admit that they don't understand.
Other things have been called washing machine theories, but a washing machine theory is just a catch-all. A way to sound like you know what you're talking about.
Sarah Palin's plan to save the economy? Obamacare? Why does everything sound like a washing machine theory?
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a term referring to manual copulation of a female, aka finger-banging or heavy petting, sometimes used in the possessive tense
That guy's been checking you out all night; I think he wants to hand wash the delicates.
We didn't sleep together, but I let him hand wash my delicates.
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When no loo roll available after having a poo. Pull the penis round to the behind and spray.
Dave no loo roll in here. Mate just pull it round, gypsy jet wash that shit.
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The act of opening a water bottle and pouring it out on the side of the car to wash the mud and dirt off while driving down the road. Usually takes more than one water bottle to do the job. Can also be a productive use for water or flavored water that has a horrible taste.
Man me and Billy were out of change for the car-wash so we just used an old water bottle in his car and pulled a Hillbilly Car-wash.
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When once receives and anal prolapse from a intense pegging session and has their pink sock hanging out. The unfortunate recipient needs some time to recuperate / before they can go again. The analogy of wearing socks, then having them washed / pegged on the line and needing some time to dry before they can be worn again is a discreet way of describing that some time to reseal is required..
Heyza buddy.. All good bud? You are walking a bit funny….
Nah mate, just had my pink sock washed, was pretty brutal… Time to spend some time looking after the rosebuds…
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Similar to white washing, culture washing is when a person of color (mainly Latino or African-American) calls for something to be diversified, so that they may feel more comfortable with their own racial insecurity. For the most part, culture washing is done by big time corporations in the entertainment industry, so that they can make an easy buck by pandering to different crowds and feeding certain agendas.
Culture Wash Example 1:
"Hey Tyrone, did you hear they're making the Little Mermaid black?"
"Really? Shit nigga, I'm gonna have to see that!"
Culture Wash Example 2:
"Ey, I feel like they should make Superman latino, he is an alien after all, and his only weakness is something that's green!"
"Carlos! You may be on to something holmes!"
Culture wash example 3: "Okay guys, what beloved television character are we going to diversify next?"
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While fucking, just before unloading the nutsack, scooch up near her face, and give her an eye-stinging, nose picking facial, and top it off by hovering over her head and dangle your meat stick on her face like a car wash curtain.
I heard that my girl was trying to blow my buddy, and she fucks like a jonesing crack head freak, so I wanted to hit it one more time.. I filled her out like a job application, and topped it off with a California Car Wash. Later Bish!
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