taking a number 81

When you use the urinal right next to someone and you start up a conversation

Tom and I were taking a number 81 today in the men's room

Rule Number One

Don’t Die

Mom: “If your friends jump, would you?”
You: “Of course, just gotta live by Rule Number One”

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prime number kylie

Someone who is Blonde. A girl who doesn’t understand the concepts of prime numbers. Someone who thought prime numbers where composite numbers.

Guy1: Ugh you don’t know what primer numbers are, you’re such a prime number Kylie

Guy 2: I know dude :(

Villager Number 4

The host of the popular Villager News series on YouTube.

“Thank You, Villager Number 4.” Villager Number 9

number one stunner

The act of being so stunning, that you are now in-fact, number one.

That nigga jamal is so sexy, he must be a number one stunner!

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situation number 9

On your last life after being reincarnated as a cat.

Can't go skydiving, I've got a situation number 9.

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rolling numbers

Incestuous masturbation, more specifically masturbation inspired by hearing one's parents rolling on the couch

When I woke up, Mom and Dad are rolling on the couch
Rolling numbers, rock and rolling, got my Kiss records out

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