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Office fly-tipping

Discreetly depositing one's workplace detritus at different bins around the office. Reasons for doing so include smell of lunch remnants, lack of one's own bin, producing too much paper based waste, to annoy work colleagues, for spite.

Simon: What were you doing in payroll?
Will: I was office fly-tipping.
Simon: Teriyaki don?
Will: Yessir.

by SatMisc November 21, 2013


Officer's kid

offspring of (a) Salvation Army officer(s) born before the said officer(s) enter training school. Not to be confused with officer's brat.

abbreviated O.K.

"Man I wish I was an officer's kid!"

"Yeah, I'm sure you'd enjoy getting moved every other year."

by placemat January 23, 2009


office bladder

A condition where one finds oneself getting up to pee much more often when sitting in an office as opposed to other settings. Especially if this condition cannot be explained by water or coffee consumption alone.

Person 1: Something about being in an office means I have to pee like every half hour. Usually I can hold it for 10 hours! What gives?
Person 2: Sounds like office bladder. Maybe you're so sick of just sitting there at your desk that as soon as your bladder has anything in it you go, 'time to get up to pee!'

by the only Chi on this website September 19, 2014


The Office s8

The worstThe officeseason.

This day feels like the Office S8

by PP TURD November 22, 2022


Office Big Bertha

this is the guy that only steps up to the plate when there's little to no risk, nothing on the line and he can just swign away ... typically you'll see him make the call on one of those "win-win" situations.

Jackson: No surprise there, Michelle making the call to go with the Weaver contract... the Norwood contract would have put us all out of business in a week.
Murphy: Well, she is the office big bertha!

by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009


office weapons

Any sort of weapons the weird guy on your floor may use against you in retaliation for confronting him for stealing your lunch. Office weapons include but are not limited to: ballpoint pen, pencil(mechanical or wooden), scissors, stapler, staple remover, box cutter, power cord, scalding hot coffee, computer monitor, etc.

After confronting Garry about filching my tuna sandwich, he threatened me with a number of office weapons.

by Jahbreezy February 18, 2015


Officer Jobbie

- A motherfucking Chad who likes too much of gangbang and golden shower.

- Spends too much of phone storage on telegram. (bout 300TB) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

- Would snatch your girl using his strong pp energy, but will give you back your girl, if you offer some alcohol (hand sanitiser included)

"I spend too much time and storage on telegram."
'Maybe you are an officer jobbie.'

"I would like to sacrifices this bottle of hand sanitiser (contains alcohol) , if you return me my girl that you snatched easily, Lord officer jobbie."

by JDZD January 27, 2022