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Hey im a black male from the UK if u upvote this u automatically get an n-word pass also my dick is 3.2 inches if any thotties wanna hmu
here if u upvote this ill give u an n-word pass
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when you are really bored that you click on one of the tips in gboard and look it up in urban dictionary
Guy: hmm, what's this? "Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here." I, for no reason what so ever, am going to look this up in urban dictionary
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The song you sing to get rid of thots. Also a remix try to guess which song is the og song.
Thots: Hey
You: Its gettin cold in here so put on all your clothes
Thots: Vanish
To make a really really big poop that smells. Generally has a guys name but girls names can be used. Can be used as many phrases such as "Make a Karl" or "Make a Ronnie"
Phil: DUDE I NEED TO MAKE A (Insert name of hated or filthy person here)!
Mike: You mean that really fat and annoying one in Math class?
Phil: Yeah thats the one.
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when a kid, a teenager or a young adult wears old ass chancletas.
(or wearing your grandpa's or grandma's shoes)
me: *looks down to see what your wearing*
you: what?
me: why are you wearing that?
you: uhm.. because I was fishing...?
me: JUST GET YO OLD LADY CHANCLETAS OUTA HERE OH MY GOD THEY'RE SO OLD!!
you: uh...
me: look my chancletas are better than yours!
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shit what was this for again my mate over there said this was the place to put it but I don't remember what went here
"Yo jerry like put that on a mug or something"
"oh god oh fuck what was supposed to go here again"
The legendary quote from Jung Jaehyun the Poetic beauty.
"Ei ur English's pretty good u know?"
"I lived in America for 4 years, that's why I'm here man."
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