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Crazy people paint

When mentally disturbed people used human excrement as an art material

I went to visit my nan in the old peoples home yesterday and she'd written her name on the wall in crazy people paint

by Dan the Bastard June 15, 2011

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Pussy Paint Job

A sexual act in which a female is riding ones face in a sitting position until dripping sweat & pouring cum, then keeps riding.

Last night I let Sandy give me a Pussy Paint Job & i almost drowned from my mouth full of so much cum & piss.

by Back Pack Jack April 28, 2020

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ill paint your face

Basically saying im gonna nut in your face...

Hey girl ill paint your face

by Quiet_Miles July 7, 2017


Stuntin in da paint

misrepresenting yourself, being fake

why were you stuntin in da paint yesterday?


he was stuntin in da paint when he said dat da gold watch is real.

by jenny da g August 9, 2008

3πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Red paint and rice mad

To be so angry as to damage / destroy property with red house paint mixed with rice.

Bob, β€œAt you mad at Dave bro?”

Tom,”Fuck Dave. I’m red paint and rice mad at him.”

by Akihiro April 5, 2021

36πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


The one-walled paint job

The act of one plastering a fat nut across a bulletin board.

"Did you hear about Jake? The one-walled paint job in the front of class was made by him!"

by ld0301 March 27, 2021

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Stirring the brown paint

The act of having anal sex with a man or woman when they have diarrhoea.

Guy 1: Hey dude, wanna here something gross? I stirred the paint with a chick I met at the bar the other night.

Guy 2: That's nothing! I met a guy at the bar and I was stirring the brown paint all night long!

by Dr_Maseuss October 1, 2016

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž