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I was hanging out with Kim last night, she finally let me dip the Poon Spoon in!
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A phone purchased and used solely for the purpose of setting up dates with call girls or escorts;
usually a pre paid, disposable phone your significant other does not have access to.
"I was out of minutes on my poon phone, so I had to use my family plan cell & my wife caught me calling an escort service."
"He uses his poon phone to call escorts when he's out of town on business."
"Smart john's always have a poon phone so their wife doesn't catch 'em calling ho's."
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Deriving from "Waxed Poon" or freshly hairless vagina; a Waxing Poon is the active noun. A freshly hairless vagina calls to man like a beacon in the darkness. Once a man is caught in its grasp, he is stunned for at least 1 full second. The more friends are around the longer they as a group, are stunned.
1. "No-man can resist a Waxing Poon"
2. "Chang'e uses Waxing Poon to stun her enemies"
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The word originated from the Phrase "To Tea-Bag."
Its is when a girl Tea Bags a guy/Does a Tea Bagging motion on top of his mouth.
The "Poon" comes from The word "Poontang."
Which means vagina and was used by the American soldiers in the Vietnam war to describe Vietnamese Hookers.
Girl:Im gonna Tea-Poon My Man so Hard,He'll need a More than a Breath Mint.
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A rather vulgar term referring to a tampon.
Girl: I'm on my period, babe.
Guy: alright, I'll head to CVS and get you some poon plugs.
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1) jeans so tight they are somewhere between denim and paint.... or 2) jeans so tight they create a cameltoe
I'm wearing my poon jeans tonight - gonna get me some!
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A woman so crazy that her poon is nuts too!
Jeff: Hey did you hit that last night???
Chris: Hell no man that bitch was a POON LOON!!!
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