pump and dump

Assimilation of a lot of information and forgetting it as soon as the necessity for learning it is over. Originates from filling the fuel tanks of an aircraft, taking off, and then immediately dumping the fuel prior to landing in order to (1) train using the dump valve, (2) use up the squadron's allocation of fuel so that the allocation will not be reduced the next year (especially popular at the end of the fiscal year), and (3) ensure a safe landing (most aircraft cannot safely land full of fuel).

I will have to pump and dump for the engineering exam next week, since I have a multi-d final two days later.

We have to go through 500,000 pounds of fuel in the three days before October 1. It looks like we'll be flying nothing but pump and dumps.

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Get it Pumped!

Instigate sexual relations forthwith, occasionally shortened to GIP. Originally started by proud fenians on the thehuddleboard.com, not by the smelly lot although they were certainly the first to use it in conjunction with members of their immediate family.

HB1: Ma missus has just farted out her snooze!
HB2: Get it pumped!

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FF1: Ma sisturs just started her dabs! Think I'm gonna get it pumped, when my da's finished with her obv!

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Two Pumps

Giving a girl sexual intercourse, and directly before ejaculation, putting the penis in front of the girls face and two pump the penis until ejaculating directly in the face of the woman

Man, I gave that girl the old two pumps last night.

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Pump Floss

Putting a towel between your legs and pulling it back and forth to clean those genitals

Ah you just finished showering? lemme pump floss you

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Face Pumping

Face Pumping

The act of seriously intense fist pumping to the extreme where it is contagious to the whole body..

Face Pumping

When fist pumping just isn't enough...you face pump.

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Sucker-Pump

The act of sneaking up behind someone when they bend over, grabbing their hips and delivering a hard, uninvited pelvic thrust. Typically accompanied by a loud, guttural cry. The skillful sucker-pumper then nonchalantly goes about their business as if the event never occurred.

Joe was completely non-plussed following the delivery of an especially vicious sucker-pump.

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Chump pump

A person that manually bails a household sump after the electricity fails and they do not have a generator.

Dave and Sue spent all Saturday night working the chump pump because a tree took out their power lines.

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