pump and dump

Assimilation of a lot of information and forgetting it as soon as the necessity for learning it is over. Originates from filling the fuel tanks of an aircraft, taking off, and then immediately dumping the fuel prior to landing in order to (1) train using the dump valve, (2) use up the squadron's allocation of fuel so that the allocation will not be reduced the next year (especially popular at the end of the fiscal year), and (3) ensure a safe landing (most aircraft cannot safely land full of fuel).

I will have to pump and dump for the engineering exam next week, since I have a multi-d final two days later.

We have to go through 500,000 pounds of fuel in the three days before October 1. It looks like we'll be flying nothing but pump and dumps.

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Get it Pumped!

Instigate sexual relations forthwith, occasionally shortened to GIP. Originally started by proud fenians on the thehuddleboard.com, not by the smelly lot although they were certainly the first to use it in conjunction with members of their immediate family.

HB1: Ma missus has just farted out her snooze!
HB2: Get it pumped!

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FF1: Ma sisturs just started her dabs! Think I'm gonna get it pumped, when my da's finished with her obv!

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Two Pumps

Giving a girl sexual intercourse, and directly before ejaculation, putting the penis in front of the girls face and two pump the penis until ejaculating directly in the face of the woman

Man, I gave that girl the old two pumps last night.

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pump thumpin'

to remove a pumpkin from it's owner's property without consent & destroy the pumpkin by hurling it towards the pavement with significant force.

After they tied a load on at the local watering hole, Bob & Jim drove around town pump thumpin' until the sun came up.

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Pump Day

August 19th is a National holiday that celebrates the birthday of Gazzy Garcia, known professionally as Lil Pump

Happy pump day boys

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Pump Dookie

Masturbating while taking a shit

Drew: "i gotta go take a Pump Dookie"

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Pump and Hump

When a human of the female gender, pulls her tits, or the male counterparty pulls them, untill she squirts breast milk onto the male dick. The male then inserts his penis into the females vagina using the milk as a lubrication.

Your having sex tonight? Well im going to Pump and Hump tonight Sister!

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