Similar to the shop vac, but used for vaccuming deershit on your patio....or cleaning up after a shart.
Hey, grab the shart-vac, we got a real mess to clean up!
When you think you've sharted so you pull down your pants and wipe your ass only to realize it's clean. That's a phantom shart.
Thought I shit myself, but it was a phantom shart.
The crowd chants Shart Arts Shart! And Kevin Arts Shart around the ring and finishes his opponent with the Deadly Sharts!
Commentary: THE CROWD IS CHANTING SHART ARTS SHART! AND KEVIN ARTS IS SHARTING AROUND THE RING AND FINISHES HIS OPPONENT WITH THE DEADLY SHARTS
the (not so) hit song that won so many grammys and emmies (no it didn’t)
“have you heard that song, shart 4 u by lila chopp?”
“no.”
a person who flips you off with their pinky
Jagger is a Pinky Shart.
Queening out while farting and sharting
We were sharting out so bad last night
an ice cream cone where someone/something has sharted inside of it.
"Hey mark, wanna go buy some sharts-icles at Dan's Market?"