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I just bought a new smell contraption from the smell contraption store!
A cis-het-man who uses so much perfume he basically stinks like he bathed in hundreds of spices, which just don’t fit. He does that so get a womans attention and is very creepy while doing that. He usually gets rejected and can’t take the rejection so he gets aggressive or just shamelessly rude.
1. That creepy MF dude is very spice-smelling.
2. I don’t ever want to see that spice-smelling MF ass douche bag again.
A Fart. A Fart intended to disgust a nearby person with only using the air as a conduit.
After eating huge quantities of cabbage and drinking 2 Liters of Rot-Gut whiskey, I released a terrible Smell Mail to my unsuspecting Manager at the office.
When a male tells a female to get on her knees and close her eyes so he can finish on her face but right as he finishes he puts the tip of his penis in one of her nostrils and finishes there
Damn bro I was with Jennifer last night and she let me cum on her face but I gave her that “new baby smell” instead
When using a stall in a public restroom to take an extremely unpleasant shit, wiping yourself and then offering the used toilet paper to the person in the stall next to you as evidence of your foul deed.
Mike - Hey man, can I borrow some toilet paper, my stall is empty?
Todd - Sure, here you go.
Mike - All finished with it you can have it back now.
Todd - OMG, that is fucking disgusting, what died in your ass?
Mike - I know, that's why I had to show and smell.
To smell so good you turn yourself on.
Bought my new shampoo - man, shit makes me smell righteous.
when somebody has such a bad, horrendous (usually extremely down bad take) and you wonder: dang, does this person ever go outside?
someone: i wish i had a goth gf who'd call me a good boy and crush my head in between her face
(btw the "goths" they usually talk about are actually tiktok "y2k" girls or 2020 e-girls living on for something lets leave 2020 in the dirt!!)
everyone: SOMEBODY SMELL LIKE SHI :33
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