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When a male masturbates to much to the point where either a blood vessel pops or some vein in the testicles over inflamed and so then when the male ejaculates his cum is mixed with blood. When this happens there is but no to little pain in the scrotum.
I've been jerking off for two years straight and almost everynight and one night I had a Strwberry Coconut Smoothie... Or I jerked off six times in one day and I cumed a Strawberry Coconut Smoothie.
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A guy who has a sleepovers with girls because the parents think he is a faget, who has a small weiner.
Pete pete has sleepovers with girls because he is a Strawberry Short Dick.
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A spin off of Feltching, but when the anal sex gets a little rough and he/she ends up bleeding and when your sucking the cum from his/her ass after thru the clear straw its a nice color of pink. the chunks you can imagine to be strawberry preserves.
I just knew I was going to get a strawberry milk shake when i finally cum in my dads ass last night.
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the act of bringing a girl in the snow punching her in the nose giving her a bloody putting the bloody snow on your penis and having her eat it
yo that bitch was being a whore so i fuckin alaskin strawberry shortcaked her
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A member of the Otter Popstars band
The red otter pop
Artist of "Save the Day" and "Place in my Heart"
Jared thinks Amber is awesome even though her favorite otter pop is Strawberry Short Kook, while he prefers Pancho Punch.
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To enjoy a lovely Lumpy Strawberry Milkshake you need the following>
A woman with a heavy menstual flow,
Several willing males
and finally you,
Start by getting the woman started with a male sexual partner, proceed until all of the men have ejactulated into her vagina, by now the seman should have mixed with the menstrual blood and discarded placenta, being sure that she has kept every drop inside.
prepare by getting the woman held up and ready for transport, continue by lying on your back with your mouth open, start by tipping the woman vagina near to your mouth ready for the mixture.
Ahh that lumpy Strawberry Milkshake was refreshing, but i did'nt taste any strawberry!
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Through a nights hard loving and deep penetrational sex, you get the lucky lady to open wide and ashit down her throat and lay her one in the nose
done the bitch a gateux, she treat me good now
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