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a disease that makes male semen abnormally thick and powerful. This causes condoms to break as soon as the male cums causeing any woman who fucked a guy that has that disease to instantly become pregnant even if she is on birth control or is old.
DONT MESS WITH SUPER SEMEN CAUSE U CAN DIE FROM IT...
billy joe: wanna fuck
edna: hell nah u have SUPER SEMEN
billy joe: pls
edna: NO BILLY JOE I COULD DIE OR WORSE GET PREGNANT!!!
An extremely attractive, very buff, extremely tan man. That has the ability to see into the future, read minds, and teleport. He is very funny and loves dinosaur silly bandz. Can also be called SJ or Super J. You must address him by Sir.
Blimey O'Reilly! Super Jesus is such a fine specimen!
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A highly intelligent guy. He has rock your face off super hero abilities, such as: being hilarious, being an awesome friend, digging for gold, and well doing a not so great backflip into a pile of leaves and almost breaking his neck.
Warning: Not safe for children under the age of 3, he'll poke your eye out.
Whoa that guy is a Super-Dan!
Digging for gold is a Super-Dan thing to do!
Golly Gee Willikers it's Super-Dan!
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A person that is always there for his/her friends, no matter what, occasionally running aroung in a cape shouting at the top of their lungs, that they are, indeed, a Super Friend.
Christina is the best SUPER FRIEND!
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A Senior from the previous school year that should be a freshmen in college or sticking around the town in which their parents reside in. Usually hangs out with High Schoolers or has a High School girlfriend and hangs out her with everyday.
Me: "Damn is that Kyle? He graduated like three years... He went to Community College and dropped out."
Friend: "Yeah man he's such a Super Senior."
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A person, usually a man, who is a closeted gay with a piss kink. They go by the term "super straight" to identify each other so they would know who to have sex with, and who to send nude photos, videos of them pissing or drinking piss to.
"Did you know that Davis is super straight?"
"Lmao, what a queer."
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When having intercourse with a super hero. In most cases, Superman because we all know he sleeps around behind Lois' back.
Or sleeping with a prostitute who has slept with a super hero (Superman)
It's rare, but when sleeping with a Super Hooker, you may contract a SSTD (Super Sexually Transmitted Disease)
Broseph: "Dude... I slept with this hooker last night and I think I've got crabs... Thing is though, they were the size of a koala and trying to kill me..."
Broski: "Sounds like a SSTD brah... You probably had Super Sex..."
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