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Dorito Tear

When your penis is so large that it tears a women's vagina/mouth/anus open like a bag of doritos.

What happened to Dominic's mom?

She invited me over for some cookies and i ended up giving her Dorito tear.

by Americanjap June 18, 2011


Tear milking

Making yourself cry to relieve your body of excess emotions.

Person 1: I just sat and watched the most emotional Grey's Anatomy scenes.
Person 2: Dude, you're tear milking.
Person 1: Well I feel better now.

by Mads 🤙 July 7, 2020


tearing the carpet out of the closet

When a queer woman performs oral sex on a straight girl.

I wish I could go on dates with women who know they're into women. Until then I guess I'm just stuck tearing the carpet out of the closet.

by Carpe_Panton March 19, 2017


tear da beasie

Verb: to kill someone, to get another tear drop

If he gonna play round im'a tear da beasie

by finigan March 26, 2007


Sally tearing

The production of significant tears produced during excessive and boisterous laughter

That movie was funny! Couldn't stop Sally tearing bro.

by Silster August 26, 2023


Tear the bone out

A made up phrase because saying I worked hard or really putting effort would be a lie

Yea, he used to say “tear the bone out” cause he was lazy and a true hard days work would probably kill him

by that good laundry money April 11, 2023


mustache tears

When droplets of liquid form on the ends of the mustache. Occurs when drinking frothy beverages, and/or vaping.

Tyler, how was that beverage? Your mustache tears make it look as if we're a most wonderful beverage.

That vape was so good, I have mustache tears of joy. Simply beautiful !

by Gnargomel December 7, 2016