The British Pound

Our lord and saviour and leader of the universe.
His penis is gargantuan and his ass is huge.

The Queen: my god my legs have never shaked so hard after a night of fluster bluster like that.
Jake: that was splendid indeed
The Queen: let me examine The British Pound again young man

British word

Something that’s made up. A fabrication from the British monarchy.

A farce and a falsehood. Something that is absolutely not real.

Mentally deranged folks use “British words” constantly.

You ever heard of that ol’ twat Fatcha??

You’re not making any sense. Speak without using British words.

British Chatukar

Narendra Modi is known as British Chatukar because of his Laissez-faire type capitalist policies and his West leaning foreign policies.

A question in test(if ever asked): Who is Narendra Modi?
Always every Indian STUDENT answers: British Chatukar.