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A person that posts on a board, blog, bulletin board, etc. for another individual. Usually an employee of an executive or celebrity who is responsible for posting thoughts, daily events or announcements. Most common source of a ghost poster is facebook, twitter, myspace etc.
Due to my busy schedule and the unending requests and expectations from my fans, I was forced to hire a personal ghost poster to maintain my public image.
When you fart and you hear a cough you know there are ghosts! So every time you fart you’re just checking for ghosts.
Did you just fart?
No, I was checking for ghosts.
The act of masturbating in one's sleep or while so intoxicated that you don't remember the act.
My wife said I wouldn't quit ghost jacking when I came home from the pub last night.
When you pinch a huge loaf in the toilet, then wipe and find there is nothing there. Then you check the toilet and find it magically disappeared. But you know you to a thunder dump, this cant be the case. So you proceed to look around the room then you forget all about the shit and go on with your day.
BUTTHOLE: "AHHHHHHHHH" **SQUIRT**
DUDE:"did i just GHOST SHIT!?"
When you take a shit, wipe your ass and there's nothing there ... no trace ...
I just took a shit, wiped my ass and the toilet paper is clean ... GHOST SHIT!
1) a pp that only cool people can see
2) a pp so small you can’t see it
1) hey natalie do u see the ghost pp it looks really cool
2) ewwww that boy over there has a ghost pp
Noun; A broom that appears to be standing on it's own. Generally found in the middle of a shop floor.
Randy was startled by the ghost broom and almost fell over our if shock.