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smash her and dash straight to the toilet to take that long anticipated shit.
Ed: Yo, last night I had the best hump and dump of my life
Sam: My man, you’re a legend.
A way to have sex without attaching feelings, often a one night stand with “no concequences” the dumper has no firtyer relations with the dumpee
Hey Oliver, how did your date go with Veronica?
Oliver: she just gave a hump and dump
Pre-Hump day is the Tuesday preceding a Wednesday the actual hump day, it is the foreplay day.
Matt met Jessica on Tinder Tuesday and attempted to solidify a date for hump day by coming up with the notion that a pre hump day existed.
A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
Some one you want to hump but yet not be seen with in public.
George Bush now i would like to hump-et him!
the common female or male orgasm or climax
steph: “Joe make me hump serizure tonight”
Joe: “I got you babe”
hump seizure: common climax
On the 27th of June, you can hump any one
Dan: hey John
John: yeah
Dan: it’s humping day
John: aw crap