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Jared Kleinās official pet name
If only my pet name was as cool as Jaredās. His is fairy emperor penguin š§.
Itās where you hang upside down and pee on yourself, while also letting the urine drip down onto your partner or partners.
Veronica showed me what a golden penguin is and my life will never be the same.
A little short fat dude that looks like a penguin and has little dick energy
Yo look at that guy over thereā¦heās looks like a lil cuck penguin
A dirty term for the male genitalia.
Ew. He has a crusty penguin, so I would never go home with him.
A man or woman who is willing to glide swing) both ways depending on the economical and geographical conditions
Damn bro did you hear Emilee and Rachel were getting busy with a coat hanger? My dude sheās really a part time penguin.
A tan that only covers one side of a limb/finger, while leaving the other side pale, similar to a penguinās white front and black backside.
Dude, my Farmerās tan is bad enough on my neck, but my penguin tan on my arm is insane. I should have tanned both sides.
When you have to shit so bad you waddle like a penguin to keep your cheeks clenched to prevent shitting yourself
If you had some bad Taco Bell that isn't sitting right and you do everything in your power to keep from ruining your nice pair of jeans you might wanna try the Shitty Penguin to the mud shack