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When a struggling sports team fires their coach, and a new coach comes in and the team initially does really well.
Everyone is all smiles, the new coach tries new things, is fun and upbeat, and seemingly *changes the culture* so the team performs really well.....until they don't.
The few good games are due to excitement, and once the substitute teacher has to be a real teacher, fails spectacularly because he actually has to teach.
Boris: Oh fuck, you see how the new coach has turned this team around. I told you the old guy sucked.
Edgar: Meh, it is the Substitute Teacher Effect, come back to me in 3 months. Team is just playing well. New guy can't coach.
3 months later.....
Edgar: Team sucks, and coach looks really constipated.
Boris: Ya, you were right. Substitute Teacher Effect wins again.
Similar to a best-friend or girl/boyfriend, a teacher friend is the teacher in the student/teacher bond where the teacher is the student's favorite teacher of all time and the student is the teacher's favorite student of all time.
I had lunch with my teacher friend on Wednesday, where we discussed what she will teach in the fall.
a day where you get to kiss your teacher
everyday
oh it’s *todays date* gonna kiss mr hill since it’s kiss a teacher day!
the day you can kiss your teacher
december 1st
hey it’s december 21! it’s kiss a teacher day! i’m going to go see mr hill.
A bio teacher at a redneck high-school in middle of know where Michigan who should probably go back to his frat.
This teacher drinks water out of an oversized red solo cup and is most likely the worst teacher in the tri-county area
common phrases
1.)"you are literally stupid if you don't understand this"
2.) "what was that?... if you have a problem w/ my teaching you can leave"
3.) " Guys.....GUYS LISTEN!!! i know i only told you're only allowed to use one website but for god, sakes use more"
4.) "I'm really proud of you guys... the class average was a 66% that's the highest you've ever got"
5.) "That's a misconception and if you didn't know that you're actually dumb "
6.) "did you watch the playoffs last night"
this teacher is the ONLY bio teacher in our low budget public high school
>this is due to the fact that that our other bio teacher is now a register sex offender
Student opinions on sucky teacher number 2
"This bio teacher stans honest queens and only hits on seniors and thick girls." -grade 9
"he never talks about it but his girlfriend broke up with him while he was proposing (kinda fun kinda fresh)"- grade 11
"This frat boy bio teacher also likes to get lit on the weekend with Thick cloud"-grade 10
"his facial hair looks like rat pubes were glued to his face " -grade 10
"he is always on his iPhone 6s looking at his exes install or the senior girl's sb 19 pics"-grade 12
I fucking hate Sucky Teacher Number Two
*Funny insult*
"An ass that is flat, yet rather large, but not in a good way. Generally kind of jiggly but has no depth to it.
That girl Brandy is great and all, but she's got a major case of teacher ass.