Eat The Rich

What young people type on their expensive iPhone/Galaxy to maintain social approval

Elon sold 500,000 new Teslas this year, one of the biggest contributors to end global warming

Young person: Cobalt child labour, Eat The Rich

Tesla announced to stop using cobalt while all other car companies continue cobalt use

Young person: Emerald mine, Eat The Rich

News sources find no evidence of Elon’s dad owning an emerald mine

Young person: Shut the fuck up Elon, Eat the rich

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eat crow

what bush must do after we pull our troops from the stupid war.

President bush should start to eat crow.

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Eat Glass

Get mad rebounds. Mostly used by 2K players.

Which basketball position should get the most rebounds?
Dennis Rodman , a power forward, could eat glass as good as anyone else.

Wilt Chamberlain, a center, has the most rebounds.

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Let's eat

The act in which you completely tear apart a team and keep driving and scoring on them.

Let's eat up this defense.

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eat a bone

Rural slang circa 1960 for performing fellatio. Always used in a derogatory sense.

"Hey, eat a bone, you dickhead."

"Man, that new teacher really eats a bone."

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Eating The Breadstick

A phrase oftenly used by schoolchildren. It is a "code" among fellow class mates. It is most commonly used to refer to one or more children sliding on support beams found in or around the school.

Ricky: Hey dude!! Guess what i just did!
Tommy: I have no idea. What was it?
Ricky: I was eating the breadstick and almost got caught!!
Tommy: DAAAAAAYUM!!

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weed eating

giving oral sex to a girl with a hairy vagina.

dude 1: " Dude i was fucking weed eating a chick last night"

dude 2: " I can see that, the hairs are all in your teeth."

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