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To be deprived of energy or vigour yet still desirous of sexual activity, while simultaneously finding everything in the room outlandishly attractive.
This phenomenon typically occurs when recovering from a particularly heavy one the night before.
Not too dissimilar to the Hangover Horn, this affliction is traditionally unique to the male of the species.
Cure: The only known cure to this ailment is to place said ‘horn’ somewhere ‘warm’ (avoid microwaves and toasters).
“Man, I’ve got the wilted horn something awful today”
“I cannot concentrate due to the intense wilted horn I’m currently experiencing”
“I’m wilting”
Masturbating in subzero temperatures where the ejaculation freezes on discharge forming what looks like a unicorn horn
It was so cold last night when I had some self loving I created a spunky unicorn horn
Jenny: Wow! Joshua is such a horn swaggler!
Jack: How do you know?
Jenny: He showed me last night.
Joshua: Sure did Jenny!
To act like ones relationship with a friend is going well while secretly excluding them from your life behind their backs
Hey jemma wheres jane? oh shes home i didn't tell her about the party iam friend Horning her.
Another word for your cell phone. Meaning that it is used to pick up grease (aka women, guys, booty call, etc...). Often used to describe a phone that gets ridiculous amounts of calls, texts and picture messages resulting from hitting on people and greasing them up like a boss.
"Heey, why didn't you pick up the grease horn last night?"
"Sorry man, it wasn't working, there was much too much grease so it was pooched for the night"
"Ahhh, I get it. You salty dawg you!!!"
A sid Horne is a type of English slang to describe a person as ugly smelly and of a very homo sexual nature . These people also tend to be quite snobby with rich fathers who they brag about
A horny young lady out on the prowl for sex with a man; not a woman who's too particular, just one who needs her needs fulfilled.
She went out trawling for dick, she's a real horn heifer!