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askhole (true definition)

those people who demand that you explain, prove, or provide evidence, or cites, etc, to an idea you are presenting... but then when you DO provide information to read, watch, listen to, they REFUSE (ignore-ance?) to review the information, because they were being DISHONEST about being open to the truth, or even willing to respectfully review the information which THEY DEMEANINGLY DEMANDED of you.

When i showed Fredbob the proof of the theory that he demanded of me, he REFUSED to read it like a total askhole (true definition).

by etyrnal July 10, 2015

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True Love

Being able to eat 33 donuts in one sitting near your spouse and they don't judge you, they're already ordering uber eats with 46 more donuts for you to eat together.

Girl: I know right? That maple one was the best one out of them all!
Friend: Was your boyfriend there? Cause then that's true love.

by Antidisestablismentarianismisa May 12, 2019

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True Asian

A non white human being that posseses significant asian qualitys. This includes having set study time, eating rice twice a day, being good at math (Extreme) and being mad at a 99% grade point average. note white people can have this rule applyed to them if they truly posses these qualitys.

Did you hear that was Dan studying for 3 hours?
Yeah, he is a true asian.

by Nvt2126 November 16, 2018

2๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


the one true bitch

"The one true bitch" is an insult used to call somebody a giant bitch.

Yanira: You annoy me to the point of suffocation!
Will: Says the one true bitch.

by iTakeLs August 24, 2020


True Jackson VP

A stupid show where immature 15 year olds work in the Fashion business, make ugly clothes and act like first graders and have terrible humor.

True Jackson VP: "Omg, Ryan, the Pinks are here!!"
Ryan: "Whats pink?" -laughter-

by truejacksonvpsucks October 15, 2009

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True Jackson VP

A lame and failing attempt to entertain kids by nickelodeon.

it's extremely low budget and there's a laugh track played after pretty much every line.

Weird episode plots. bad actors. stupid concept.
I truly can't sit through a full episode of it.

Ryan what are you doing?! *laugh track*
Just a little target practice. *laugh track*
Are you crazy? *laugh track* You could hurt somebody! *laugh track*

Could someone please pelt the producers of True Jackson VP with bricks?

by Brie Cheeze August 23, 2010

69๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


True love

There are people who live their entire lives and never know true love. Moments of connection with another person is patently rare, but rarer still are those who can recognize such a connection when they see one. True love is usually the most inconvenient kind. Rare and unique people will show up at the right time, help you through the hard times, when others have turned their back on you, and stay into your best times...These type of people are the keepers. They're not in it for a gain but rather to be loved deeply and genuinely without any ulterior motives. Loving someone and having them love you back is the most precious thing in the world. True love is not a maybe thing, you know instantly when you love someone.True love is when you make yourself available to him or her, 'I'm busy' or 'I don't have time' are not words of true love. True love are the ones that see the negative part of you, but do not leave you, no matter how contagious you are to them. It can endure any circumstance and reach across any distance. True love is when you find nourishment at the very sight of him/her. True love is loving the weird, unconventional, strange, exotic, uncommon and the downtrodden because true love is rare itself. It's when you choose to be at your best when your partner is not at their best. True love is when what you want is never important, but what the other person needs and wants is more paramount. I've found my true love and I'm never letting go.

True love doesn't need proof, the eyes tell what the heart feels.

by mytwin November 6, 2017

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