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Someone who eats mostly vegan products but will eat the occasional seafood because it’s fire 🔥
Today is one of my fake vegan days, I’ll think I’ll order Salmon sliders !
Someone with a savagely groomed beard, slicked hair and a cool dress sense that screams hipster
Guy 1: Is your mate a Gay Vegan?
Guy 2: "Yea he is super cool wicked sick!"
Putting tofu in plain clear water with lemon as garnish
Mike: I’m vegan. Do you have any vegan water?
Me: “gives interested face.”
The situation in which individuals whose culinary preference would be a lacto-vegetarian option, find their choices drastically reduced by higher priority being given to meat dishes from one direction and vegan dishes from another.
It used to be easy enough to find something for me to eat in restaurants but the vegan squeeze has really made things harder since they assume that not wanting meat means I can tolerate a lack of cheese!