Making out with a certain someone
"Dude Anthony and Ella discussed the boiency of water a lot last night"
When a man's penis is so short that when he pees he pisses on his balls
Son of a bitch! My dick is so shriveled up from the cold weather that it made me water the tomatoes.
Yo Dave how was your night with Alex. Good dude she got real water.
The juices secreted when you’re soaking (the act of marinating ones flesh wiener in a vagina without movement)
man she never lets me drink the hotdog water!
Hill Billy slang for lighter fluid
Lexie go get some of that weasel water from the garage, let's get this grill going.
Using a shower head to spray your genitals until you orgasm.
“Dude, my girlfriend was definitely Water Jacking in the shower last night, She spent like an hour in there!”
Someone that never dries off after taking a shower or washing their hands.
Often used by hydrophobic people.
Person A: Hey, you didn't dry your hands!
Person B: Idc.
Person A: You're a water lover!
Person B: No one cares.