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Rubbly Bubbly Butt Sex

The opening of a champagne bottle in one's ass for pleasure and enjoyment. First practiced by the Aztecs as a sign of gratitude for ones company.

Hello there, would you like to engage in Rubbly Bubbly Butt Sex later on?

by Kam-Kam May 5, 2008

20๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


xx SEX

HETEROSEXUAL PEDOPHILE SEX.

HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE SEX on underage XX people.

Well yes , you are born this way but xx SEX is not accepted because well it is , because a lot of people do it, but it is hush hush hypocracy that stops the exhibitionistic admissions and we'll to be honest the violation of ANATOMICAL COMPLIANCE is the real reason out and out plus it is way more common with HETEROSEXUALS because simply there is way way more of them then HOMOSEXUALS.

Well ANAL ALAN this is where you fall as xx SEX is your forte like a good JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 5, 2021

1๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Post-Traumatic Sex Disorder

When one witnesses, or experiences, something both sexual, and disturbing, forever altering, and warping their mind. Usually involves a recurring thought, feeling, or image, of the traumatic sexual event.

1) Dude, I was flipping through the channels in the video booth at the adult bookstore, and saw this video I would never want to see. Now I keep remembering it and never want to go to the bookstore ever again. I think I have post-traumatic sex disorder now.

2) Dude, I was banging my girlfriend on her period, and got blood everywhere. Now whenever I see blood I get a hard-on. I have a bad case of post-traumatic sex disorder

3) Dude, I hacked my professors e-mail, and now I know he's a kinky, depraved homosexual, that has sex with students. I had to withdraw from his class because my post-traumatic sex disorder was keeping me from focusing.

4) Dude, my girlfriend barfed all over me when she gagged on my wang during a blow-job. It was horrible, the smell, her puke got in my mouth. My post-traumatic sex disorder is so bad I can't get hard anymore when I get head.

5) Dude, I walked in on my parents having sex. I now have post-traumatic sex disorder so bad I decided to get on methadone to kill my libido.

by JJ. Styles February 16, 2012

41๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


10-Year Sex Pact

When two high school senior girls make a pact that if they are still single at their 10-year high school reunion, they will have sex together. Typically the girls are very good friends or best friends and are not lesbians, and have never fooled around together previously in their friendship.

Girl 1: "Ok, lets make a 10-Year Sex Pact: if we're still single in 10 years, we'll have sex after our 10-year high school reunion."

Girl 2: "Alright."

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010

51๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


rainbow unicorn virgin sex

A type of sex that happens between two virgins, people often see rainbows when having this sex because it is awsome.

Anne: how did you lose your virginity?
Ella: i lost it while having rainbow unicorn virgin sex
Anne: Wow! I lost mine while having awkward virgin sex.

by Rainbow:unicorn:sparkle:times December 13, 2016

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


dirty oreo shit sex

when two black men fuck a white girl and the girl shit on the mens dick

i had dirty oreo shit sex

by sussy bals February 7, 2022

14๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


singin belfast sex monkey

particular species of homo sapien, noted for talents in love making and music, originating from belfast

timmy a scunner davison

by scagger February 12, 2005

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