Head The Ball

A general term for a footie cunt, in polite company. Saves you shouting "you fucking fat cunty retard" when you can use the politer term "head the ball'. Originally meaning idiot in Ireland and widely adopted by people how detest football / football supporters.

twat: some shit about the game
me: please fuck off you head the ball twat

Head-Phone

A mobile device specifically designed for the ordering of ‘head’ from the reciever.

“ I called gran on the head-phone, she may be old and stingy but boy does she give it good”

Head Doohickey

The top of a rooster/chicken's head.

A comb, thats what its called!? hmm... I like "Head Doohickey" better.

Nappy heads

A nappy head is someone who bangs or hangs with Newhall 13. Most nappy heads are beaners n bums make no money n live off ebt. Most nappy heads don’t even own a real gun.

Fuck all you nappy heads - TroubleZ
Everyone who bangs newhall are bitch ass naps n lames - Kappa

Chick Head

A chick that does meth and takes even longer to do anything than a sober chick.

She’s slow as a turtle. Yeah, that’s because she’s a chick head.

big headed turtle

Much like the big headed turtle, this term describes a big headed and small minded member of an older generation that is going extinct. The big headed turtle is a member of an older generation that has no interest in updating their knowledge of the world, only reads biased articles, belittles issues of millennials that he/she has never faced or researched, ferociously holds the baton on Facebook for insensitive propaganda, instigates and incites arguments for joy, does not know how to check sources for accuracy, and denies being racist/homophobic/sexist while supporting racist/homophobic/sexist ideals. Enjoys, coincidentally, calling others bigots while in fact being a bigot.

This big headed turtle posted a picture of millennials crying, affected by the deaths in the Florida shooting, stating that millennials only problems are "getting offended and protesting ridiculous causes."

Thank goodness big headed turtles are going extinct. One told me he isn't racist, but will not hire African Americans because of "how they get."

My big headed boss turtle inappropriately grabbed me at a company party, then told me, "Men don't get assaulted, they get complimented or fired."

money on his head

to assassinate/kill somebody often used in UK slang to say tehy want somebody killed/dead

oi i want some money on his head
gowon i’ll do it