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hot friendly nice lovely handsome amazing happy person! jumps like a frog, soccer king. kicks soccer balls into questionable places and hates chinese like most people, also very fond of english, namely rei🦒😎☝️🥵✨
the baby giraffe is the rarest animal you will find!
A state where people are really weird with you, or all up in your DMs. The reason this fate has fallen upon you is because you decided to play volleyball while being female.
Why the f does that dude keep calling me a Sugar Baby?!
Usually a woman under the age of 25 whom prays on older and/or on weak men to lure them to pay for her financial situations. Its become more mainstream in the 21st century to see the rise of sugar baby's and its only going to get worse.
Alejandra: Hey, I know you dont work , but I always see you shopping at the mall. Where do you get all the funds to pay that?
Jackie: Oh, I have a married sugar daddy that spoils me once a week. He deposits $1000 to my account via paypal, zelle and/or venmo. I'm his sugar baby! I hope to keep him around for a long time.
A (usually) young woman found on sites like www.sugarchance.com
My sugar baby took all my money now I'm bankrupt
the youtube channel that serves fetish videos to impressionable children
Dad: Hey son how are you doing? I came back with the milk!
5 year old after watching Baby Zoo: UHH YES DADDY PLEASE INFLATE ME UHH YES I'M FUCKING CU-
Dad: goodbye, son.
An assignment you have to do in health class
Basically take a sack of flour and treat it As a baby
And you run the risk of dropping it.
Me: "I have to do the flour baby assignment after the long weekend."
My friend: "damn, can't be that hard"
*one week goes by*
Teacher: aight everyone! Today is the day where we do the project!
Me internally: "NOOOOOOOOOO"