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Lavender Baby

A child concieved in a lavender marriage. In which, at least one of the spouses was homosexual. This is usually to make others think that the spouse(s) are completly heterosexual.

Tommy- "My parents are gay"
Mike- "But don't you have a mom and a dad"
Tommy- "Yeah, but my parents married each other and had me to try and convince themselves and others that they were straight, but they aren't."
Mike- "Ohhh, so you're a lavender baby."

by danibanana31 October 11, 2011


caity baby

raoofs specialty, nickname given by boys who are scared of getting their piels bit by dogs

"i love you my caity baby"

caity baby x wifey x oofies latty

by tollielicker November 24, 2023


caity baby

raoofs specialty, nickname given by boys who are scared of getting their piels bit by dogs

"i love you my caity baby"

caity baby x wifey x oofies latty

by tollielicker November 24, 2023


caity baby

raoofs specialty, even though he get scared when dogs wanna bite piel

caity baby x wifey x oofies latty

by tollielicker November 24, 2023


Modern baby names

A name for a new born always containing at least 1 x or z in it. Usually took either 8 months + 20 days, or 5 minutes. Also these names are always stupid. These monstrosities also may contain more Y’s then necessary.

I don’t understand stand the obsession with these Modern baby names. Stop naming your kids after a serial killer.
-Me

Oh cool, how about I name my kid Jackson, but spelt like Jaxxynne, to give it that modern baby name twist.

by RyanTheFox June 15, 2021


boba baby

a monkey will really beady eyes that would look better dead

insult :
person 1: that mf looks like he was bred from 2 boba babies

person 2 : facts

general use

person 1: did you see that boba baby at the zoo?
person 2: yeah i wish i could’ve just tossed it in a jet engine

by SeanSprout October 27, 2022


tar baby

An individual who cannot play the guitar.

"Hey did you like that band's new song"

"Nah man the lead guitarist is a tar baby"

by metalman June 14, 2022