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Pulling a Marc

It happens when your dad just disappears out of thin air. He leaves to get the milk and never ever comes back.

I really like having my dad around to play catch with. I hope pulling a marc isn’t on his bingo card.

by sassmagoo December 26, 2024


Pulled a Boehner

Ruin the faith and credit of your entire nation, just so some oligarch billionaires can see less zeroes on their tax forms, and then cry about how you love your nation soooo much.

Dude, I heard an ultra-nationalist member of Parliament in the homeland just pulled a Boehner out of his ass. His face is wet, and now we're all totally screwed!

by Science Lover July 31, 2011


Pulling a D@cen

The act of m@sterb@ting and then going to sleep.

“ i just masterbated and then went to sleep that’s called pulling a d@cen

by Meg@cock October 29, 2022


Pulling a Hogan

when your posing in the mirror and you get a glance of your large breasts, you simultaneously lactate and cum at the same time. this course of action ruins your perception of life, friendships, and even family. You abandon all hope and devote your life to making clothing in a Shein factory. Forever doomed to a mid physique.

“hey why did you drop out of school? Weren’t you majoring in engineering?”

“I was accidentally pulling a hogan, now i have to buy my flight ticket to vietnam

by RealOGLivingBigBack February 12, 2025


pulling a haley

sleeping with the neighbor

Girl 1: "The new guy next door is cute"
Girl 2: "Don't go pulling a haley!"

by crickets07 June 12, 2012


pull a sully

Verb, to grossly over-exaggerate. Usually this is with a fact or experience. To properly pull a sully, you must always reference a certain website or source, which can never be found at a later time. This practice is extremely annoying.

Guy 1: Have you heard about the new Audi Q 5? It's diesel gets 81MPG! I heard ti on the Audi website!
Guy 2: I don't think so. Let's check that website.
(Website says it gets 25 MPG)
Guy 1: I could have sworn it said 81! I must have read it somewhere else!
Guy 2: Shut up. Don't pull a Sully on me.

by Rapasm June 21, 2009


pulling a pat

To not go out, stay on the couch and do hood rat things with my friends. This may or may not include refraining from the nights lame activities.

Hey gang, y'all are doing not cool stuff tonight i think Im pulling a pat and chilling. Ill be on my couch doing hood rat things with my friends.

by mcgruber2009 December 8, 2014