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A great book on Wattpad about a boy who’s mom is to much of a slutty whore to take care of him. So he grows up to be an asshole and tortures his siblings for fun. He is very sexist ageist homophobic transphobic racist etc.
Please read it
“What are you reading?”
“Joeys sex life 101 on Wattpad by tiddieboobies.”
“Dude you have such great taste.”
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When a person, usually female, will check the cleanliness of this area outside and in and can also include using their finger to check their anus and make sure there is no fecal matter in the area prior to anal sex. So if there is it can be removed and clean up that area.
My bff told me that she always does a pre-anal sex check before anal with a new guy or her man, because the first time she did it his penis came out covered in feces and smelly.
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A particularly realistic looking sex scene in TV or movies, in which the actors look like they are actually having sex for real.
The sex scene with Jennifer Lopez in Money Train was a classic Wesley Snipes Sex Scene.
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This is the pinnacle of insult evolution.
It cuts to the roots of your family tree and implies that every single descendant is gay.
Enemy: "Your family tree LGBT."
You, an intellectual: "No u."
Enemy: "Your ancestor a sex offender."
You, dead: *Self-implodes and continues to disgrace your whole family
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when you are having sex and you and your partner are shitting and farting into each others anus.
guess what dude me and Stacy did a shit fart butt sex
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Right after you blow your load in her mouth, duct tape her mouth shut. Then unleash your fury onto her jaw until she is knocked out. Then, take her to the nearest emementary school and tie her up to the flag pole naked.
I would love to be those kids...
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This describes when one is getting really serious. It comes from the show "Real sex talk with Sue" where an inappropriately old lady gives sex advice that is very graphic.
Things are getting real sex talk with sue in here!
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