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Bonnie and Clyde’s, Billy and Stacie’s, this couple will pretend to be you, steal your identity, then switch places with their brother and sister to avoid capture. Like two sets of twins that do nothing but damage to those around them.
Have you heard, the kissy-faced bandits have been to town, protect your sons and daughters against their identity thefting ways. The girl will take your man, and the man will kick him in the face for falling in love with the girl!
Someone you feel is the finest piece of ass on this planet. The most gorgeous girl in the world. Not a 10, 20, 100. This is the Dime of Dimes I’m talking about. Whatever you see when you close your eyes and think of perfection. This bitch is it!!
Turtle face mushroom-head
Paul: Hey mayne, you know that Melissa chick?
Greg: ...The one that be with that Giuseppe cat?
Paul: Yeah, yeah.. that broad is a total turtle face mushroom-head. Feeeewwwww-wwwweeeee
Tommy: You see that, turtle face mushroom-head. Phew. Almost made my lung collapse for real.
A face you REALLY wanna smooch!
Calvin asked Hobbes if it was strange that he thought Susie Derkins had a Smooch Face.
The look of smug disdain you get when you walk on a plane from that one guy in first class that wants you to know to feel like cattle in economy.
I was explaining a idea I had to a colleague and he gave me first class face and just walked away.
When you are lowkey throwing shade and you high key being salty
Sally constantly be stale facing me because it took her man.
Cathy: step bro stop being a shit face cock master
A person who thinks they are so good at lying but in reality everybody knows if that person is breathing and speaking they are lying and if u couldn't tell by listening to them just look at their face because you can see it everywhere on it.
Kevin over there saying he didn't do nothing, girl he has a face full of lies.