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National it’s gay to call someone a pussy day
It February 22nd and if Luke calls someone a pussy that gay
People born on this day are superior in pretty much every aspect. George Washington? Steve Irwin? Guess what birthday they had. This isn't your mother's birthday. Unless it is, in which case happy birthday to her. She's probably the baddest bitch at the soccer camp pickup lines.
Holy shit bro, you're incredible!
Thanks bro, kinda comes with the territory of being born on February 22.
Damn straight. Sucks that I was born in March like any old loser...
rick - “yo, what day is it?”
leanne - “it’s february 22 2007.”
rick - “wow that’s cool asf.”
josh - “i know, anyone born on this day is sexy as fuck and has a big dick.”
that day one of the great Daghestan musicians was born
— Oh, shit, it’s February 22.
— Why is this day important for you?
— I need to listen Daghestan music on this day
Today is a day to watch TV series and movies all day
Girl - Hi, do you want to go out?
Me - No I will not be able to watch movies and TV series
22 may - a day to watch movies all day
National send nudes to your husband day
Husband: it’s June 22 send me nudes
National Mr. New Vegas appreciation day
a day where we appreciate the smoothest radio host in gaming history, Mr. New Vegas.
Person 1: hey its June 22, also known as Mr. New Vegas appreciation day.
Person 2: Man... I love Mr. New Vegas
Person 1: same.