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baby stand

The action of a baby or kid, usually below 3 years to stand in two legs.

Person 1: What is Mike doing he act like an idiots
Perosn 2: He just dont know how to make his baby stand.

by Kagetane May 2, 2019


put your head out of the stand!

Please start to pay attention to the surrounding around you!

I think you are gonna have to put your head out of the stand!—Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018)

by jilijili December 19, 2018


standing missionary

Erik Sierra's favorite sex position.

Erik Sierra always wanted to use standing missionary, but never could because he can't get pussy.

by DumbHoerxgcrx35r5tctcnicyv November 24, 2021


Standing, hovering spread-eagle

When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.

I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!

by chrisssy226 October 24, 2019


One Week Stand

The act of adding a player to one's fantasy football team for one week, then dropping him from your team the next week. The most likely candidates for one week stands are back-up players stepping in for injured starters and players who have an underwhelming showing during their short time with one's team.

When I found out that Adrian Peterson was injured and would not play Week 14, I had a one week stand with Toby Gerhart. His 16 points made it a gratifying one.

by classygentleman7 December 19, 2011


Feather Standing Rock

The most perfect thing to exist.

I wish to be just like Feather Standing Rock.

by rehtaefz February 25, 2023


Standing Guillotine

Ahahahahahaha! That's hilarious because, yeah, he just loses immediately if that's allowed! Ha!

Hym "THAT. IS. HILARIOUS! Nate puts him in a standing guillotine at the end of the fight. Hahaha! Love it. I goota check the highlights quick I didn't know that was a thing that was happening tonight."

by Hym Iam August 6, 2023