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To leave the house without something important, especially pants.
A reference to the Alvin and The Chipmunks movie (2007).
My faulty alarm clock almost caused me to pull a Dave Seville this morning.
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The response used when someone asks whether you fucked the fat/ugly chick.
Did you fuck that dude?
Dave don't care man
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Has the biggest foul mouth of MCUK. He can make people cringe.
TreePowder: i'm a cunt
AlcoholocaustN0w: damn fucking straight you're a fucking cunt, you're such a fucking moron, everyone wants to shit on your pillow, and to piss in your milk. i fucking hope you smegging die, useless piece of shit.
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When you move you clock backward 2 hours instead of moving it forward 1 just cause your name is Dave
"Wow I just love the extra 2 hours sleep." (Dave)
"What are you talking about your 3 hours late." (Random)
"Your wrong, I follow Dave-light savings. My names Dave." (Dave)
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A Dave and Bambi Fan is someone you wouldn't want to be friends with. they usually are really annoying and have really unfunny memes. Dave and Bambi is currently an Friday Night Funkin mod that has loud music unfunny jokes and more.
joshua : hey man check out this dave and bambi meme!!
rigby : cmon man thats so lame you're such a Dave and Bambi Fan
joshua : dude what they're actually so funny though!
rigby from regular shwouw : dude cmon stop being a Dave and Bambi Fan sussy balls 100 69 amongus isnt funny dude....
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James Bond's middle name. Mentioned in the fourth book, it was originally going to be written as James "Humphrey" Bond. However, after careful discussion with the editors, Sir Ian Flemming stated the following "I'd rather name him dogshit" so he settles for Dave as the middle name. He found inspiration from a homosexual, homeless man who lived next door to him in his youth. His name was also Dave. Hence the subcontext that James "Dave" Bond was also a vary gay individual who never fully excepted his sexuality and acted out in perversion with women in an attempt to cover this fact up.
Chris: Guys! Guess what!
Luke/Liam: what?
Chris: Jame's Bond's full name is James Dave Bond and he's gay! I'm so happy that I have someone I can relate to!!!
Luke: dude...your middle name's Martin.
Liam: at least the gay part's right
Chris: darn toodily-doo!!! :D
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a name given to people who think there dick i big but is very small
what up big dick dave
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