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No matter what you do or no matter how many times people tell you, you think you are shit at whatever it is you’re doing.
Avery stop doing that you are starting to use a Jack Mindset.
Sexual act performed by a male with a larger/looser than average scrotum who then wraps said scrotum around his buddy's shaft and proceeds to jerk him off to climax with his sack.
Hey Kyle, what did you do last night? Well Trent, I exited a hot shower and my scrotum felt larger then normal; so I proceeded to Sack Jack Mr.Park till he ejaculated.
when you take the travis scott meal toy from McDonalds and cover it in cactus spikes then shove it up your ass
"hey bro you get the travis scott meal?"
"yeah i got it with a side of cocktus jack"
"sweet"
Jack Coolidge Is A Very Obese Kid Who Abuses His Mom For Money And Pisses In Bottles And Shits Himself And Is More Fake Then Nikki Minajs Body
Becky:Omg Did You See Jack Coolidge He's So Obese And Ugly
Josephine:Omg I did He Needs To Lose Mad Weight And Not Abuse His Mom And Piss In Bottles
Someone who is sexual pleased by tongs.
Woman: Hey did you bring the tongs?
Man: Hell yeah baby, you know I'm a Jack Cunningham!
Woman: *orgasms*
A Comedical Joke involving the billionaire Jack Ma.
Jefferey: "you know Jack Ma"
George: "whos Jack Ma?"
Jeffrey: "Jack Ma balls off"
A very bad name to have because it sounds like 'jack off'.
Girl: Hey.
Boy: Hey.
Girl: You're cute. What's your name?
Boy: Jack Hoff.
Girl:...
Boy: Um.. are you ok?
Girl: I... uh... have to go now.
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