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King Poo

A person who isn't right in the head but still likes to have a lot of fun

Person 1"Shes a lot of fun"

Person 2"That must be King Poo"

by Layne123 December 22, 2016


Poo powder

Explosion between your legs resonating from your anus producing a small cloud of toxic dehydrated feces causing an eratic disruption to the nostrils

"This is bullshit"
"No, it's poo powder"

by Bill with 1 L March 16, 2019


Poo Sling

When a woman uses her bra as a slingshot, using human feces as the payload.

Don't go to the water balloon fight, someone's got a poo sling!

by GasMaskOverdrive March 22, 2017


Poo Lagoon

The description of a female's poo chute that is readily accesible by any person and/or object. The girl easily offers up backdoor entry and has logged hundreds of hours being penetrated in the stinky O-ring.
Guys who venture into a girl's Poo Lagoon usually leave smelling of 'aged' fecal matter and crusted smagma, but return for more often because the girl enjoys this type of anal recreation.

Frederick wasn't sure of how freaky Carla was until he ended up knee deep in her Poo Lagoon at the end of the night in his dad's Oldsmobile. He was pounding away at her backdoor until he couldn't stand the smell of the burnt turds and bubblegum. He then proceeded to Donkey Punch her until exploded poo and semen all over the steering wheel and dashboard.

His dad never let him use the car again...

by e-rips January 22, 2007

14๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lillie poo

The best person ever born she is so amazing and loving and caring but love her back and be just as good to her as she is to you

My lovely Lillie poo

by bigbadD May 12, 2014

14๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pre-Poo

The warnings given to you by your anus telling you that a shit is coming. Signs are subtle at first but eventually increase in volume and odor until you finally sit down on that toilet. Pre-Poo commonly occurs after a hard night of partying and drinking extensive amounts of beer and more often than most occurs in uncomfortable places like theme parks, business meetings, in school, and your girlfriends house. Pre-Poo, if not treated, will only get worse. Advanced stages can result in immense pain truly terrible smells.

"Dude is Drew o.k? He's clutching his stomach."

"Man that nigga got some bad Pre-Poo goin on. He need to hit up dat toilet soon, or it's gonna be bad."

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"Hey dude how was last night?"

"My God I had Pre-Poo so bad that when I left her house I let it out as i was getting in my car, practically shit myself."

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"I drank so much beer last night. The Pre-Poo hit me when my man bear of a dad gave me a hug for graduating highschool in the morning."

by I a n W September 1, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


poo brew

When you can feel that you are going to have to poop later on in the day, and you can just feel it brewing up in your gut.

Sara could feel a poo brew coming on after she ate her nachos bell grande from Taco Bell.

by MelDogg July 14, 2008

14๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž