name given to online community that sells crap - tard being short for retards in the light hearted sense
A: "I heard Amber got into a really bad car accident the other day."
B: "Lol, you think she's rocking a tard chariot now?"
A: "Why are you like this?"
B: "I have problems emphathizing with other people as a result of years of domestic abuse at the hands of my alcoholic parents."
A: "Damn."
The act of sifting out tards in you're life.
I'm tard sifting today to downgrade the amount of stupid people in my life.
Tard sifting sift retard
When a guy acts a fool around a girl he really, really likes.
Did you see Dan? He's really cool, but when she comes around, he acts like a He-tard!
An individual that engages in 'special event' competition, but under false pretense, without injury, incapacity or disability.
Holy shit! Did you see the end of that match? The fuckin' winner--midget, paraplegic hopped outta his wheelchair, high fived his partner and JUMPED over the net after securing victory against that other dude with the spit cup, cervical collar and adult diaper. It was truely magical.
UMMM, NOPE. That guy is a tennis-tard; he may be mentally challenged, but he's not stupid!
When five people circle around a container and fart in it.
Jaryd is the equivalent to a tard of farts.