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Small shards or pieces of ceramic spark plug insulator (the white part). When thrown at glass, they break it very quietly. They are used mostly for car burglaries in which the burglar wants to remain unheard.
Dan hit the driver's window with ninja rocks, then Joe ran up on the guy hit him in the nose after opening the door.
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Any person who has extreme skills in the ancient art of coffee.
In Starbucks world, usually the people who wear the black aprons or the person you never see yet magically makes a yummy beverage appear in your hand.
Random dude, " So what do you do for a living".
Coffee ninja, "I'll show you".
disappears in thin air and reappears with a triple grande upside down marble mocha macchioto in hand.
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The act of stomping a hoe like a ninja
Eric: "Jon lets go ninja stomp that ho on the corner"
Jon: "Ight but while we ninja stomping her lets beastmode dat ho 2"
Ho: "WTF U DOIN TO ME!!"
Jon n Eric: "Ninja stomping u"
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When you commit source code to the repository without telling management.
I did a ninja-commit yesterday so it should be working since the installation this morning!
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Cereal consisting of 7 all-natural grains such as oats, barley, and almonds which are deep fried and coated with brown sugar, honey, and BBQ sauce. The way to ask for it is by name.
Dennis: Hey Joey, that’s some good cereal, what is it?
Joey: Ninja, please
Dennis: DONT SAY THAT WORD IN FRONT OF ME! *starts stabbing joey with a knife*
Joey: Ninja Please! *holds the cereal box in front of him*
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A sexual ambush technique in which a man lays on his back in wait for an unsuspecting woman, all ready to ejaculate. When the woman comes into striking distance the man rises from the ground quickly and chucks his custard in one insertion. While the woman is stunned, the man takes his leave.
Woman: Honey, I'm home!
Man: Buyaaaa!!!!!!
Woman: What was that? I thought I felt something...
(1 month later)
Doctor: You're pregnant, it must have been the White Ninja.
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