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a play on words denoting an instance where one places a phone call, or sends a text or email, while intoxicated on Ambien.
I chased an Ambien with a Mimosa and then Ambushed Eric with a phone call telling him how much I loved him.
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An ambush is when 2 men stick their penises in a girls mouth from different directions at the same time.
Guy 1: 8==> XD <===8
Guy 2: AMBUSH!!!
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After someone has just said something which could be taken the wrong way (an innuendo)unintentionally, rather than laughing at the dirty meaning of it by yourself, you can say "ambush", so everyone understands and can laugh along.
Very useful for when children are around and you're ambushing a sexual innuendo, thus can't explain.
If the innuendo was on purpose, you can claim it was a suicide mission, excusing you.
Adam: I need a funny example of an ambush
Mally: erm
Mally: For UD right? Dammit my innuendos have dried up
Jon: Ambush!
Mally: Suicide mission!
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Situation: a top level executive is sponsoring a project which is in trouble or failing (in the red) but s/he don't know it. S/he gets surprised with this fact by a peer (rival) in a top level meeting, perhaps perhaps in front of the CEO or the board.
"My boss was really furious this morning. He got ambushed in the Board Meeting on the XYZ project. Even though it's been hopeless for months, we'd been telling him it was a challenge but we'd make it."
"Why didn't you tell him sooner?"
"Because he would be furious at us."
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an ambusher is one who slips their hand down your pants before you can debate or make a decision about it.
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When someone unexpectedly walks in or when you drop a towel in a changing room and sees your Bush in all its glory.
"Jessica's brother walked in when I was using the bathroom at her house. I was mid pee and jumped up, he amBushed me. I should have shaved."
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