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me : hello , this is my YOUNGER BROTHER
*rolls eyes*
younger brother : *annoying minion*
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A terrible boy band who almost every girl in the world is obsessed with.
Joe Jonas: A total jerk who sounds like Miley Cyrus mixed with two cats fighting. He tries to sound sexy when he sings, but in all, he fails epically at life.
Kevin Jonas: Use to have a cool hair style until he got that gay perm. Now he looks like he's a creepy 30 year old pedophile.
Nick Jonas: Because he's diabetic, all diabetic girls fall in love with him and cry because he suffers everyday. I get it. My best friend is a diabetic and she's in love with Nick, but that's not the only reason you should love him. You should love him for more reasons (if you can find any). (PS: I'm not hating on diabetics). He supposedly writes all the songs. Well, they suck. He tries to sound nice, but really he sounds like a squirrel with a sore throat.
The TV Show: Super bad acting. I just got done watching the Halloween episode with my mom and brother (I don't have power over the TV unfortunately). Kevin is the worse.
JB fangirl: Hey! Have you seen the Jonas Brothers in concert??? THEY WERE AWESOME!
Normal girl: What the hell. You actually went to see them? They suck!
JB fangirl: NUH UH! YOU DON'T KNOW GOOD MUSIC!!!
Normal girl: Good music? JONAS BROTHERS SUCK!!! -kicks JB fangirl into a dark abyss-
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1) To conformists, goths, and teenagers, the name of a shitty reality TV show.
2) The name of a character who watched the activities of all the citizen in George Orwell's book, 1984.
3) The phrase given to anything that violates one's privacy, read Patriot Act.
1) Big Brother is a load of shit.
2) Big Brother is watching you.
3) George W. Bush is Big Brother, and furthermore proof republicans should be shot.
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1. The dude who joined your family because your sister got
knocked up a month ago.
2. When you take it easy on another person because you know
them, esp. in sports
1. My sister got married and i cant stand my new brother-
in-law.
2. Dont be actin' like a brother-in-law when playin' football.
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(n) failed genetic experiment of Cannon and Ball. Both came out as Bobby Ball.
"Grunt! Grunt! To me, to you"; "Do me in the mouth 5 times, Big Boy": 'Tash to 'Tash
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A terrible pop rock group that consists of 3 guys; nick, the 15 year old with a that everyone wants to marry, joe, the "funny" one that has extremely large eyebrows and tans too much, and last and definitely least kevin, the 20 year old that no one likes.
Even though Nick has a relatively good voice (he doesn't use it at all though; he just screeches and whines when he "sings"), their music sucks. the jobros can't come up with anything but whining about stupid relationships. their lyrics are meaningless, the sound is unoriginal, and the videos are incredibly cheesy.
everyone will forget about these idiots in 5-8 years because by then they'll be old and disney will have found a new boyband that they can make another billion dollars off of.
obsessed idiotic 13-year old girl: omg! the jonas brothers are SOOOOO hot and talented!!! i love them!!! they're so deep!!
intelligent teenager: um, no, dude. sorry, but the jonas brothers are conformist and probably never even considered writing about anything real or important like finding your sexuality or how we can improve the world... they're self absorbed freaks. all they do is whine when they sing, nick has THE worst hair known to man, and joe looks like he's mexican he tans so much.
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