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Having anal sex with a girl, and then vomiting on her back at the point of climax. Be prepared to exit quickly after doing this.
I gave that dirty whore an Alabama Soup Kitchen for making me pay her twice what she's worth.
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"two in the cooter and one in the pooper" Known up north as the shocker. The act of fingering a girls vag with two fingers and inserting the other in her butt.
steph is a real freak enjoys the old alabama snake slide.
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In the epic pursuit of carnal pleasures, there are few "intimacy enhancers" more potent than the "Alabama Pleasure Pack". Composed of but not limited to: One sleeve of goody's powder; one 20oz Mountian Berry Blast Powerade; a pack of bubblicious watermelon bubble gum; approx 21.2g of Funyuns; one expired condom (off brand only) and two tickets to the local livestock auction. The inclusion of semi-solid dairy products (i.e. Cheese Whiz) is highly recommended for lubrication purposes. The Alabama Pleasure Pack is often carried in a brown paper bag to your erotic destination. Application is completely at the end user's discretion.
"Hey Bubba, did your sister finally give it up last night?"
"Yeah she was hesitant at first, until i pulled out the ol' Alabama Pleasure Pack and by the end of the night she was pulling her teeth out of the ceiling fan and we still can't find the dog. My finger smells like it's been in a wookie.
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a alabama hotpocketin sense is a sexual act where a man puts hot sauce on the tip of his penis and pounds her out like the raw end of a burrito
johns made some interesting decisions in his life and regrets nothing alabama hotpocket}
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If you tell one person something everyone finds out, all girls here have stank coochies, if you haven’t liked your cousins you’re officially gay, if your white your not right, yee yee is proper grammar and if u don’t pack a lip then you aren’t cool, but remember don’t juul at school
Look at them new Brockton Alabama girls
An Alabama Toilet Buster is where a man and a woman(redneck) initiate a 69 position in the bathroom. As soon as you finish, you will become raged and bodyslam the woman onto the toilet. You then dunk her head into your last night shit and force her to eat your shit. You then vomit into the toilet forcing her to, again to eat any of the sopping shit along with your vomit. Avoid this sex act when around fellow redneck as it will send them into a rage, inducing the same sex act upon you.
I gave Krystal a Alabama Toilet Buster around her cousin and her cousin induced the same act upon me.
When a girl is giving an uncircumcised guy head and the tip of her tongue gets caught in his foreskin, forcing her to talk like an inbred hillbilly with no teeth.
I got a weird look when I asked a store clerk for an Alabama Socket Wrench.